Doh Judge Meh
Natalyah
Key: Eb
Tempo: 100
Number:4
Book: Badder than You
Copyright: ©2018 Modern Dancehall

Intro:
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Folks hear this tale of woe
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From de country of plenty, Trinidad and Tobago
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This is a true story as many of you will know
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So relax and enjoy this Calypso

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Verse 1:
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Now there is this judge in our paradise
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Defending the law to be precise
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But he finger limp it have no strength
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To write longhand de full length
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Fifty k is his monthly salary
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Not enough for what he give to de country
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Cos one case finish, two cases come
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Chupidness second to none
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But the judge real plight
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Is that he have no time to write
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Is all of them have to write longhand whole day you know

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Chorus:
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He writing judgment whole morning
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Judgment at night
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In the car longhand
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And under the moonlight (in traffic jam)
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He writing judgment before dinner
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‘Till he favourite TV show start
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Judgment so the sinner
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Cyar steal on we a march

Tag:
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Verse 2:
The judge is a Sando man
From a wealthy family
But serving the country
With highest integrity
Fair to all, dark, white, rich or poor
Serving judgment according to law
But he really ketching he arse
De people dey getting on too farse
One day for police one day for t’ief
So de people say
But he find it doh add up
Even though he writing whole day

Chorus:
He writing judgment whole morning
Judgment at night
In the car longhand
And under the moonlight (in traffic jam)
He writing judgment before dinner
‘Till he favourite TV show start
Judgment so the sinner
Cyar steal on we a march

Bridge:
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He have Siri on he iPhone
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Broadband at home
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But de fibreglass doh help at all
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He have to write longhand in de judge stall
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He cyar go panorama he cyar play mas
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He cyar even make bacchanal
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He cyar wine up some gyal
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Like Rowley during de carnival

Chorus:
He writing judgment whole morning
Judgment at night
In the car longhand
And under the moonlight (in traffic jam)
He writing judgment before dinner
‘Till he favourite TV show start
Judgment so the sinner
Cyar steal on we a march
(Repeat Chorus)